I called up my C - E - O

Just to say ‘Why hallo’

He stalled and nothing said

For a full 10 seconds dead

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

I’m feeling so lonely

 

I’m running the PMO

Have done for 4 years or so

We done some wonderful things

But my CEO never rings

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

MY CEO don’t know me

I’m feeling so lonely

 

We’ve helped all the PMs out there

The projects are better, I swear

Success is up, costs are down

The bean-counters rarely frown

Still my CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

I’m feeling so lonely

 

We’ve been Supportive and fair

Controlling at times but with care

Directive when there is a need

But helping’s the PMO creed

But my CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

I’m feeling so lonely

 

I know there’s a strategy

It’s plain for all to see

But it’s not for the PMO

According to that CEO

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

My CEO don’t know me

I’m feeling so lonely

 

It’s time to make a change

A meeting will be arranged

The PMO’s case will be made

Of how we can really aid

My CEO’s gonna know me

My CEO’s gonna know me

My CEO’s gonna know me

I ain’t feeling lonely

 

My PMO has just become strategically important and I am feeling gooooooood….. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.